Which Biological Molecule Are You?

I got bored and began poking around in the archives at Poppins Classical Academy, and here's something I found:


You are water. You're not really organic; you're
neither acidic nor basic, yet you're an acid
and a base at the same time. You're strong
willed and opinionated, but relaxed and ready
to flow. So while you often seem worthless,
without you, everything would just not work.
People should definitely drink more of you
every day.


Which Biological Molecule Are You?
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And this too:


Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.