Not so much a family-friendly post...

*DISCLAIMER*: There will be bad words and mentions of reproductive activity in the passages quoted in this post. I really like the ideas, but if you're easily offended, you might want to wait for these things to be paraphrased by someone else.

Both of these are borrowed from Redneck Feminist.

Amanda rebuts the notion that feminists are a bunch of man-haters:

....I submit to the jury that perhaps men don't know how many un-feminist women regard men. As helpless, stupid, hopeless, ruled by their dicks, too stupid to change a diaper, too lazy to wash a dish and generally useless but for the larger paycheck. Sometimes I feel a little left out when in a group of women engaged in man-bashing, a bit sheepish to look at my feet and say, "Well, actually, my boyfriend does his housework and I think he's pretty smart. Um, he doesn't know how to set the alarm clock?"

And a commenter comments on a college's rather strict rules combatting sexual assault:

Oh, the horror of Antioch's rule that you have to ask for permission to have sex!

Oh, get real.

If you can't figure out a way to sound sexy when asking your partner if they want to have sex, then you just have no imagination at all.